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Betty Meets Barbie as Mattel Launches Mad Men Collector...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:11:31 -0800

Betty Meets Barbie as Mattel Launches Mad Men Collector Dolls

Mad Men Barbies? Hah! If Christina Hendricks existed in real life, her waist would never be able to support … waitaminute.

Out of office: for my peeps edition.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:08:52 -0800

Out of office: for my peeps edition.

Constance, Abbey and Karlie: 25 Magazine Spring 2010 (NSFW) >...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:07:14 -0800

Constance, Abbey and Karlie: 25 Magazine Spring 2010 (NSFW) > Fashion Pictures & Videos

Not that it matters where Abbey Lee is involved, but there’s a typo. When you see it …

Attempted Condescending Conclusive Statement

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:34:02 -0800

Reblogged to put in a good word for Soderbergh’s Schizopolis in this respect, although I have no doubt our Sandwich has already seen it.

lonelysandwich:

natashavc:

Meta humor: circa 2010

Meta humor: circa 1988

clarification question?
panicked bullshit explanation…?
meaningless comic non sequitur!
fake laughter!
relief.

And while we’re on the topic, some similar but funny bullshit happened on The Onion the other day and then there’s the gold standard, “Truth in Advertising” (2001), which is always worth a revisit.

Coffee Science

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:30:00 -0800

Phil: "Okay, what's the bad news?"
Chemist: "There was so much caffeine it oversaturated the detector and probably blew the calibration."
P: "Crap. What's the good news?"
C (jumping up and down with glee): "There was so much caffeine it oversaturated the detector and probably blew the calibration!"

(http://www.funranium.com/BBotE.html — and why are there no links in chats? TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!)

Out of office

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:24:31 -0800

Out of office

"Religious congregations generally express more prejudiced views towards other races. Furthermore,..."

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:53:51 -0800

“Religious congregations generally express more prejudiced views towards other races. Furthermore, the more devout the community, the greater the racism.”

- They Don’t Just Hate Fags | Slog

… seems like a gimme, but it’s nice to see it confirmed. Nice? Sad? Well, you know …

Jeffrey Rowland

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:26:57 -0800

Jeffrey Rowland

(via icanread)

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:24:05 -0800

(via icanread)

"How,” asks Zeldman, “can we be truthful and wise as editors, publishers, writers,..."

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:04:44 -0800

““How,” asks Zeldman, “can we be truthful and wise as editors, publishers, writers, journalists, and marketers straddling this scary yet exhilarating new divide?””

- Print & Paper Über Alles: A more perfect publishing today - AustinChronicle.com

"‘Since Anonymous has come forward,’ said Marc Headley, who belonged to the Sea Org for 16 years,..."

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:58:29 -0800

“‘Since Anonymous has come forward,’ said Marc Headley, who belonged to the Sea Org for 16 years, ‘more and more people who have been abused or assaulted are feeling more confident that they can speak out and not have any retaliation happen.’”

- Defectors Say Church of Scientology Hides Abuse - NYTimes.com

The 4chan-born protests against Scientology have helped people turn their lives around and escape an oppressive cult.

That’ll do, Internet. That’ll do.

(via nickdouglas)

Out of office: Blur - Parklife edition

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:08:12 -0800

Out of office: Blur - Parklife edition

buzzandersen: Social Software Narcissism/Utility Graph (via...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:56:14 -0800

buzzandersen:

Social Software Narcissism/Utility Graph

(via ztaylor)

Drawn by Brad O’Neill for his post “Is There a Magic Zone of Narcissistic Utility?” This seems like a pretty reasonable unified field theory of social software to me. In my opinion, for example, Twitter has come to achieve a near perfect balance of the two axes, while Foursquare is going to have to shift themselves further to the right on the utility axis if they’re going to grow and have an appeal that outlasts the narcissistic appeal of their game mechanics.

Concur. Nothing to add at this time.

Sartorially Inclined: Vans Chambray Eras So nice.

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:48:12 -0800

Sartorially Inclined: Vans Chambray Eras

So nice.

Out of office: beautiful alien plague attacks neighborhood at...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:01:52 -0800

Out of office: beautiful alien plague attacks neighborhood at twilight edition.

Warren Ellis » The Letterhead Of Nikola Tesla

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:14:31 -0800

Warren Ellis » The Letterhead Of Nikola Tesla

Romance is Not Dead. My latest shirt that is real and you can...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:26:00 -0800

Romance is Not Dead.

My latest shirt that is real and you can have one. Leave me a note if you want this design on some other kind of clothe or other sort of item.

(Inspired by my favorite K-Squared.)

alisonagosti: Run away with me, Casey McCall. Alison,...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:44:17 -0800

alisonagosti:

Run away with me, Casey McCall.

Alison, I’m sorry, but all I can see is “NARM, NARM! NARM!”

Toothpaste For Dinner

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:08:46 -0800

Toothpaste For Dinner

Just sayin’.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:03:00 -0800

Just sayin’.